( whip cracks )
( yells )
Hi-ya!
Oh, sorry, Pineapple House.
I thought you were someone else.
Ah! What a great day at work.
( clattering nearby )
Yeah!
( footsteps quacking )
( groaning )
I know you're back there, Sandy.
And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge...
Bob.
I got you now!
Hi-ya!
Well, I guess the coast is clear.
Yeah, shopping's weird.
Did you ever go into the seafood aisle
and say, "Who eats this stuff?"
( laughing )
I love this show!
Me, too.
( screams )
( karate yells )
Uh, just a second.
Safety first.
And now, spin technique.
( yelling )
( yells )
Double overhand squirrel knot.
( bowling ball rumbling, striking pins )
I'm going to get you tomorrow, SpongeBob.
That'll be the day.
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop...
( humming to herself )
( phone cuckooing )
Hello.
Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
Nice try, SpongeBrain.
( yells )
Ah, silly me.
Hey, Sandy, have you ever heard the one
about the squirrel and the tin cans?
Uh, don't think so.
Well, it goes like this.
Oh, wait, I forgot the punch line.
( screeches )
Oh, yeah.
( laughing )
That's a good one, isn't it?
What a beautiful day.
Beautiful sky, beautiful plants.
Hi, plants.
Beautiful...
pile of cans.
Mmm-mmm.
Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.
No, it's not, SpongeBob.
This is.
Now, prepare
for a long, merciless whooping.
Mmm, mmm.
My favorite.
( laughing evilly )
By the powers of naughtiness,
I command this particular drop of hot sauce
to be really, really hot!
( gasps )
Thandy, wait!
Victory is yourth.
l knew you'd come to your senses, SpongeBob.
Whoa!
Kiai!
Curses...!
EXASPERATED CUSTOMER: Oh, what is going on?!
With extra cheese, to go.
Three patties, four large oyster skins
on the double, SpongeBob.
Oh, yeah.
Gotcha!
SpongeBob... What?
I'm going to pretend that didn't happen.
Now, fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob.
We're very busy today.
Order... oh!
( fly buzzing )
Ah...
SpongeBob, now, are you going to...
KRABS: Oh, Squidward,
I was going through some records
back in me office, and... huh?
So, you got the hairpiece after all.
( SpongeBob yelling )
Thought you could sneak up on me
at work, did you?
Well, you can't
'cause I'm fast, I'm mean,
and I can do this.
Sss!
Took care of her, yes, I did.
Oh! Ahoy, sir.
What was that?
But sir, she snuck up on me.
In my own dojo.
Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?
No, sir, just practicing my karate, sir...
or kara-tay, as some call it.
"Kara-tay"?
You should be making me money-ay
with your spatu-lay.
Now, get back to work.
Aye, aye, Capitay.
Nice hairpiece, Squidward.
SpongeBob, did you get those bathrooms mopped yet?
Yes, ma'am... I mean sir,
I mean boss, I mean pooh-bah.
D'oh!
( someone sneezes )
Ha!
Sandy!
No more.
But Mr. Krabs...
Shh!
No more of this karate stuff, lad
or you're fired.
( in high voice ): Fired?
No more karate?
How am I going to tell Sandy?
Ki... ya!
I can't.
Mr. Krabs said I have to give up karate.
Uh-huh, sure, SpongeBob.
No, really, Sandy, stop.
I'm not falling for it, SpongeBob.
No, really!
Please stop.
What the...?
SpongeBob!
( screams )
Mr. Krabs.
What did I just get through telling you, lad?
But, I... she...
SpongeBob, you're fired!
Huh?
Fired?
Hey?
SpongeBob?
( starts sobbing )
( bawling )
Wait... Mr. Krabs, it's not his fault.
I-It's mine.
He tried to tell me, but I-I wouldn't listen.
Give him another chance... please?
Hmm.
All right, me boy.
I'll give you a second chance.
But no more karate.
It's poisoning your mind.
( sniffs )
Mmm, mammals.
Aw, shoot, SpongeBob.
I guess you ain't fibbing.
( both sigh )
Aw... that game was getting old, anyway.
It's not fun anymore.
I mean, what's so fun about... this?
( laughing )
Nothing!
Nothing is fun about that at all.
We can find something to do
that's at least nine times as fun.
We can?
I mean... sure we can.
Yeah!
Like we can, uh...
we can squeeze things.
( grunting and groaning )
Whoo-hoo!
How much fun was that?
Almost some.
I know.
We can act like plants.
Photosynthesis.
Want to go to the park?
Karate sure is dumb.
Yeah, you can say that again.
I feel dumb just thinking about it.
Duh... I'm stupid.
I like karate.
Doy...
You like what?
Not karate.
Ha! I don't even know what that is.
Me, too. I don't know what anything is.
In fact...
MAN: Hi-ya!
( giggling )
For a second, that sounded like...
Karate?
Right now?
I mean... no, what is this karate?
Uh, what do you want on your sandwich?
Karate.
What did you say?
Uh, mustard... mustard.
I want mustard on my sandwich.
Ha! There we go.
How many slices of barnacle loaf do you want?
One... just one.
One for you...
Hmm?
And one for me!
Oh, uh...
SpongeBob?
Maybe just one more.
I'm kind of hungry.
Sure thing, Sandy.
SpongeBob? Yeah?
Do you think, um...
do you think I could cut this one?
Uh, sure.
Thanks.
( yells )
Is that enough?
Maybe just one more.
Or two. Or three.
Or ten. Ten, yes, ten!
Because we're really hungry. Right!
Right!
Time for buns!
( yelling )
How about some tomatoes?
And I'll cut the cheese.
( both yell )
And what else should we slice? More buns!
And lettuce!
Yeah! Yeah!
( chopping frantically )
( panting )
Making sandwiches sure is fun.
Right, Sandy?
Right?
I guess I'll eat one now.
You're mincemeat.
In your dreams!
( both yelling and shouting )
Huh? What the barnacle...?
Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate?
( clears his throat )
( screams )
Mr. Krabs!
Uh, hey, Mr. Krabs, how's it going?
Nice day, huh?
Oh, all right, Mr. Krabs, you caught me.
But you know what?
I just can't help myself.
You're just going to have to fire me.
Fire you?
I got something else in mind.
( fast chopping inside )
( crowd cheering )
( chopping continues )
( crowd cheering )
I love karate!
I love kara-tay!
I love money-ay!
I hate all of you.